Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize