sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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