so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
handjob tips. give me some.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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