thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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