And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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