I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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