He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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