You really coming over, don't trick.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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