the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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