I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
this just has baby written all over it
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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