i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
