I like my sex mixed with concussions.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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