She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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