do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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