ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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