She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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