its not stalking. its research.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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