Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
This baby is an asshole
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
you never un-have a 4some
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
