Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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