I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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