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(312): View more from Illinois

I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk

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(513): View more from Ohio

well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"

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(517): View more from Michigan

Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you

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(941): View more from Florida

Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.

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(417): View more from Missouri

i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?

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(518): View more from New York

Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?

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(319): View more from Iowa

I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game

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