I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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