we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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