Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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