i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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