so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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