Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
this will be a night to untag.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Terrible idea I love it
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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