Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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