No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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