That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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