I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
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