Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
