Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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