I need help removing her.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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