Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
