If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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