He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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