i think my tv is drunk
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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