I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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