You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
3 2 1 whiskey
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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