So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
