why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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