I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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