just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I was not drunk enough for that final.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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