I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Randomize
