walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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