he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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