We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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