After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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