It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
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