i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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