I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
