Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
3pm strippers are depressing
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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