I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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