i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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