I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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